๐Ÿ”ด Final Warning Tumbler ๐Ÿ’ฃ

$25.00

Looks like a shotgun shell. Feels like a warning. Sounds likeโ€ฆ bedtime poetry? This bold tumbler features a distressed red shotgun shell design and a โ€œsweetโ€ little lullaby: "Now I lay me down to sleep, beside my bed a gun I keep. And if I wake and you're inside, the coroner's van will be your last ride." Because nothing says โ€œsweet dreamsโ€ like personal security and a healthy dose of sarcasm. ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ด Perfect for folks with a dark sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense, this tumbler doesnโ€™t just make a statement - it hollers it. Crafted from tough stainless steel, it keeps your drink hot enough to wake you up or cold enough to cool your temper. It also includes a splash-proof lid, anti-skid silicone bottom (no slipping during midnight patrols), and comes with a metal straw and cleaner.

Looks like a shotgun shell. Feels like a warning. Sounds likeโ€ฆ bedtime poetry? This bold tumbler features a distressed red shotgun shell design and a โ€œsweetโ€ little lullaby: "Now I lay me down to sleep, beside my bed a gun I keep. And if I wake and you're inside, the coroner's van will be your last ride." Because nothing says โ€œsweet dreamsโ€ like personal security and a healthy dose of sarcasm. ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ด Perfect for folks with a dark sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense, this tumbler doesnโ€™t just make a statement - it hollers it. Crafted from tough stainless steel, it keeps your drink hot enough to wake you up or cold enough to cool your temper. It also includes a splash-proof lid, anti-skid silicone bottom (no slipping during midnight patrols), and comes with a metal straw and cleaner.